2010′s Red was a surprise hit when it was released, perhaps more surprising than it’s near $200M worldwide takings was the fact of just how much fun it was. Most of the original cast are returning for the sequel so Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren, Mary Louise Parker and the brilliantly mad John Malkovich are all [...]
This week’s new releases were so bad I almost went blind reviewing them. Therefore, tracking their sales seemed about as pointless a task as checking your own poop for corn; yeah, you’ve been eating healthy but so what? So, instead, I propose something a little different. Below is a list of film titles. At first [...]
Ok. I’m not gonna lie to you my delicious babies. It is a dismal week for new releases and no mistake. Monday (from the Latin, meaning “platters that gleam” or, literally, “new discs”) brings us a bunch of new DVD’s and Blu’s so wretched that even Paul Ross himself would be hard pressed to find [...]
Hello, you gorgeous internet peeps, you. Just a few quick words on how the releases for this week are panning out, not because you demanded it, or even wanted it, but because you’ve been good and I wanted to spoil you. It looks, unsurprisingly, like THOR is gonna top the home entertainment charts next week [...]
There was always going to be too much information in the source material to impart in a 2 hour film, that much was clear; the question was whether or not the requisite cuts would be sensitive enough to leave us a film that was enjoyable or, at the very least, coherent. In lesser hands, this [...]
