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Alternative Star Wars Movie Marathon: The Holiday Special [1978]

Mar 19, 2013 No Comments by

There is a lot of build up into what a God Awful monstrosity this film is. It’s the Holiday Special that was so hated that it was never re-broadcast, it was never released on video or DVD and George Lucas himself has stated that if he had time he would take a sledgehammer to every single copy [...]

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John Travolta and Olivia Newton John Release Charity Christmas Album

Dec 07, 2012 No Comments

Unless you’re Michael Buble or now defunct boy band Westlife, the Christmas album is seen as a last resort for musical artists desperate to shift a few albums by singing cover versions. John Travolta has had more than one career revival over the years, after a disappointing performance in The Savages he has decided to [...]

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Waterworld Follow-up in the Works?

Nov 28, 2012 No Comments

Hey, remember the Kevin Costner vehicle Waterworld? No, I thought  not. Waterworld is known for being one of the most expensive movies ever made, which then went on to become one of the biggest box office flops ever made. According to Syfy Network President Dave Howe, the plan is to make a sequel in the form [...]

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Commercial Career Break V: Expendables 2 Special

Aug 11, 2012 No Comments

In order to celebrate the return of Stallone and his army of aging action legends in The Expendables 2, here’s a look at some of the TV commercials they have collectively made over the years. Chuck Norris tries to sell us some Mountain Dew, we’re not going to argue with you Chuck, put us down [...]

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Commercial Career Break IV: Before and After They Were Famous

Jun 26, 2012 No Comments

Everybody has to start somewhere. All jobbing actors and actresses have to do the obligatory commercial or two, it’s more or less a given. Then when you make it and become an A-Lister, you can command millions for a brief appearance in a Japanese commercial for noodles. Brad Pitt caught an early break in this [...]

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